French Pick-up Line
the scene :: french winery
the characters :: American girl. French man.
the backstory :: over the finest of French wines, American girl addresses French man in fluent French.

[American girl] ::
Excusez-moi, monsier (say :: Ex-KY-zay mwah, muh-SYUH).
translation :: Pardon me, sir.

[American girl] :: J'aime beaucoup votre moustache (say :: Shem BOH-coo voh-truh moo-STASH).
translation :: I really like your mustache...

heehee. that's going to be my classic pickup line--that is, if i can get up the courage to approach any mustached men. . . given my deathly fear of them.